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Millie Holten is a writer and performer with a passion for grotty comedy.
A 2019 VCA screenwriting graduate — in 2020, Holten’s sci-fi script was shortlisted for Australian Writers’ Guild John Hinde Award.
In 2023, her comedy pilot was shortlisted for the Australian Writers’ Guild Monte Miller Award and acquired by Princess Pictures.
She’s trained and performed improv comedy for over ten years, currently an ensemble member at Something Good.
She is the co-creator/writer/performer of the scripted podcast series The Candyman (2021), which was nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the 2021 Australian Podcast Awards, featured on NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour, ABC Radio Melbourne, and more.
Her webcomic, Long Head, was a viral success, with an animated web-series starring Sam Campbell releasing on TikTok in November 2024.
She is the co-creator/writer/performer of the web series, Descent, produced by Haven’t You Done Well Productions.
She is the creator/writer/director of Munch Rexford: Legendary Poacher!!, currently in production with Late Nite Films.
She is the creator/director/writer of Trope RPG, where comedians role play through their favourite movie genres. Out now on Grouse House, produced by Haven’t You Done Well Productions.
Outside of silly business, Millie is the Narrative Lead at Toot Games (working on their VicScreen-funded title, My Arms Are Longer Now), and an academic screenwriting tutor at the VCA.
“One of the most incredible comedy creators in Australia right now.” – Dan Ilic
It’s fantastic… driven by big chaos energy. It's more anarchic, more absurdist, more "Python"… the episodes start flying off the rails from the jump, and you have to be willing to follow. But I am, and it's very funny. And it builds to a truly chaotic ending.” — Pop Culture Happy Hour, NPR
“Millie Holten is a mad genius hellbent on inflicting laughter and terror in equal measure. There is no choice but to succumb.” — Sammy J
“My favourite Australian comic of 2023” — Andrew Levins, Manga Awards
“I love Long Head so much. He is my favourite comedy boy.” — Broden Kelly
“Special mention to Holten whose performance was out of this world and really stole the show. Her comedic timing was impeccable and her ability to involve the audience was unmatched.” — The Advertiser
“Millie Holten is one of the great grubs of Australian comedy. I’m truly obsessed.” — Alexei Toliopoulos
“Chaos on hot wheels, absolutely brilliant… the future of podcast sketch comedy” — The Chaser Report
“★★★★★ … it kicks serious comedy arse… Confident, surprising, and wonderfully goofy.” — Funny Tonne
“Hilarious, easy-to-binge series chock full of witty pop culture references… a comedic, chaotic twist on the classic true crime genre.” — The Best Podcasts of 2021 by Podcast Playlist, CBC Radio One
“★★★★… a beautiful, vomit-filled web made of absurdist skits… Big Big Big have mastered the art of the fringe.” — Theatre Thoughts
“Millie has made some truly harrowing comics starring this upsetting original character who I would move heaven and hell for.” — Frankie McNair
“★★★★… Wonderfully nonsensical.” — Time Out Magazine